Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”
You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
Probably the best comment I have ever seen on a YouTube video ever.
and then they have sex on the gold
and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold
and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold
and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold
and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold
… and THEN we go back to Spain.
Will this about cover it? This should cover it just fine, Lottie!
I just love Lottie’s adorable little jump here!!!
I love how Tiana was never too proud to accept help from friends, and the movie didn’t show this as making her any less hard working or devoted. I think that’s an important lesson.
Similarly, Lottie was always giving and loving, even though she was by all counts supposedly a spoiled brat. This is truly one of my favorite Disney friendships.
Are we just not gonna talk about how great Sky High was?
tumblr gets deep
Welcome to the Harry Potter fandom’s many justifications for mpreg.
but polyjuice potion only changes the exterior, not internal organs and such, because otherwise their voices would change…